May 2013
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
copslay:
oh man im nearly out of toilet pap-
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHSHAHHHAAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHhHAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHahahahaahahahahhh
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Girl pays for dinner: See this is what I can't stand about you Ms.Independent femanazis! You won't let men be men! You're emasculating us!
Girl lets guy pay for dinner: See this is what I can't stand about you gold digging femanazis! You want equal rights and equality but you want a man to pay for your meal!
snoozlebee:
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulhu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
colfersaurusrex:
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
likeafieldmouse:
Erik Satie - Gymnopedies (Nos....
bebroom:
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
starllex:
when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and you dont know what to do so you’re just like
payneful-days:
im—really—weird:
jardestiel:
...
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
luminousrogue:
This is officially my favorite website ever.
